VOLQUEZ hasn’t really impressed me so far. I think we’d be fine if he were with another team:
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â¢The NCAA is set to admit its first Canadian college, soon-to-be D-II Simon Fraser University. Honestly, we can’t open the door to any old school from a third-world country, or next thing you know, NJIT will be Division I.
â¢The Titans will honor Steve McNair with a stick-on helmet decal, because they’re already wearing a jersey patch honoring 50 years of the AFL. NFL regulations prohibit more than one patch. If NFL regulations prohibited more than one significant other, we wouldn’t have this conflict.
â¢The Arena Football League shuts down indefinitely. At least the UFL will now have access to quality players. Well, AFL-quality players.
â¢It was only a matter of time: odds are being set for the first player to garner a Twitter-related suspension. Someone check to see if Antonio Cromartie laid down a few hundy on himself.
â¢Hot off the heels of yesterday’s Mark-Prior-done-for-the-millennium news, comes word that once and future Reds ace Edinson Volquez is gone for 12 months. The common thread: Dusty Baker. Somebody keep this man away from human arms.
â¢Bengals TE Reggie Kelly is out for the year after rupturing a tendon in a non-contact drill. HBO’s Hard Knocks is going to be a train wreck, of the highly viewable type.
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